Miss fine Your smiles Fine like the sun and drives me crazy some miles Your voice, Fine like the parrot's and makes me rejoice Your beady eyes Entrancing and flashes only truth minus lies Your physique Fascinating and finely fit to dance to any music Your skin tone A rare one, none with it in the world is born Your walking style  Eye-snatching and classic in the file Your hair Black and long, it's texture just fair Your legs Fine and sexy, an epitome of new pegs In deed, miss fine I want you to be mine

Young couples get into relationships for wrong rea Funny how campus girls think every dude has money; and more hilarious how some of them will get into a relationship just to earn. Relationships have become brothels and business opportunities. Guys will get into relationship for sex as ladies will do the same for money. It's hurting, if not devastating. Especially for hustlers like you.  One question though, where do these ladies think we get our money from? Siz, we are all students. But what slaps me hard is the fact that dudes get blindfolded by the 'make-uped' faces, implanted curves and fake accents that these ladies camouflage in.  On the flip side, ladies are translucently lured by these dude's vitz (men in campus drift vitz, FYI), the swaggy pants that leave a window to expose their Calvin Klein boxers and the long shirt-skirts that look like dresses. The vitz belongs to his mom and apparently he used the JAB money to buy all these clads.  True lo

Howdy, I hope this finds you on the highway. I really appreciate the good services. Thanks for starting my day with the maina and king'angi in the morning and ending it with a very blaring hip hop tunes. I stick my eyes on your screens that i forget where i am supposed to alight.  How do you manage to remember i gave you 100 shillings and not a thousand? Anyway, the change only comes after i have pestered you Couple of times.  If insults could stick on peoples faces, matatu driver's faces would be crowded with a million insults. Driving through Nairobi roads, a matatu will always make you get mad for no reason. "Now he thinks he owns the road, si achukue aende nayo." you'd hear an angry Toyota premio driver blurt, apparently the matatu forced it's way in his lane.  We enjoy the shortcuts you use to avoid the snail-pace Nairobi traffic, but not when you try squeezing on a pavement that's next to ditch. That's puting our heartbeats at a race. Th