A DUDE’S PLEA ON A RICH LADY

"Patricia where do you stay? " Bruno popped,  tagging the message upon Patricia's past classy-looking text. The WhatsApp group had been silent and the two had discussed alot as if they were in the DM. Other participants were mute untill Patricia announced that she stays at Karen. Messages from chirande, holly weezy and coco started flowing.

"Bombeee!!!" coco  exclaimed
" but it's so boring to be rich." Patricia added.
" How boring ?"  Bruno asked
"you only feed on pizza and junk daily." came her reply, brief as a miniskirt.
"you can't buy money with happiness."  chirande added.
" yeah. Here at karen you only hear cars passing... No other noises." Patricia's text came with a visual part of it in every person's mind.
This seemed to escalate Bruno's hunger of knowing her deeper.
"am sure someone is about to tell us she goes to the washrooms in a car." Bruno chopped in, accompanying his text with countless laughing emojis.

"But rich men are filthy." Patricia said, capturing the attention of all the whatsApp  group participants. She became the centre of knowledge. All question were directly directed to her.

"But rich girls love poor men. And rich men are poor in bed, right? " Bruno responded.
"Every rich girl wants a rich man but I can date any as long as he is estabished. " Patricia shot back.
"It all depends on the two. Money can't buy happiness, I repeat." Chirande dropped her thought again.

At this point, Coco and weezy only peeped to ask where the rest of the participants were. The discussion had heated up.

"you have a brother." Bruno asked.
"yes... One is abroad the other is in Kenya." she replied.
"great. That wealth belongs to them. Make yours."
"I have my own savings and a bank account. " came her defending response.
"send me some cash then... I just happened to be caught by cops and am broke." Bruno's motives had actually seen hope.

Patricia went mute for a while as the rest of the group participants laughed at his message.

"Patricia you are snubbing me." he asked. "Not really Bruno, but i said the money is in the bank." she replied.
"only ksh500/=...only."
"but i can't just send money to anyone like that. We hardly know each other."
"stop lying to us... Okay?  You not rich! "
"But she said her money is in the bank... It's late, she can't go to the bank and withdraw." Chirande defended.
Weezy kept on laughing and asking where the others are, though it did not block Bruno's path of asking for money from the rich-kid-patricia.

"lies... She doesn't have money... Karen, karen, karen ...I need proof." Bruno seemed to be serious with his plea. Patricia tried all means to escape his jaws but it wasn't a walk in the park. 

" please sleep." came Patricia's sliced reply.
"I won't sleep till you proove to me that you are rich." It was hard to really know if Bruno was serious or joking. He had changed his 'full-emoji way of chatting' to a totally 'no-emoj way of chatting.'

"Goodnight fam." Chirande surrendered.

Bruno kept on pestering on his plea, but Patricia tried all his best to snub him. All her excuses got a finessing encounter from Bruno.
She finally dissapeared from online. She slept perhaps.
"That girl is not rich. She is just joking with us. " Bruno's forged anger could easily be traced.
"easy bruh." and weezy finally typed something different from people's names.