CRAZY THOUGHTS ON THE BAN OF PLASTIC BAGS

The ban of plastic bag in the name of conserving the environment has popped so many questions in the minds of many kenyans. A good number has been left wondering how some commodities will be wrapped. Mostly foodstuffs.  Mandazis, chipo mwitu, githeri and miraa are just but a few of the foodstuffs that will, or maybe 'lack home' after August 28th. Or so to say.
But what we actually forgot is that the whole enchilada is being done for our own benefit. Who wouldn't want to live in a 'healthy' environment?  Who?

The speed of how kenyans really react to matters positively is what interests me the most. From the spellbinding photoshoped reactions towards the githeri man to chilobae (Ezra Chiloba) with the 'form tharry four bae' (34B) to now the ban of plastic bags, to mention but a few. Here are some of the crazy reactions towards the ban of plastic bags that I stumbled upon on social media:







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