SHORTCUT TO SIXSOME

We walked in fear of being robbed. At the same time we had a trepidation of being raped. Yes,  I said raped. Klaus had been silent the whole walk from Getuma's crib. It was Getuma's idea that we should pass through the chwom. He had spiced the idea with this words, " bytha hio chwom hukua na mapoko idlers ... Mnaeza pita nao mkivuka ivo home."  (by the way that shortcut has idol prostitutes  ...you can grab them as you dash home. )  

If it were not for the 'commercial ladies', we could have been on the main road walking our way home on  the lighten pavements.It was midnight.  " I think Getuma was just playing with our wits." Klaus finally opened his mouth. " why do you say so? " I asked,  peeking back and sideways incessantly. " 'cause... I can't spot any hoe... "
" chillax... We still have a long way to go. I guess they are near the club that's near the junction. Business mind bruh... They can't market their goods in this dark area. How will you even see what you paying for?"  we bursted into a loud laughter that could have obviously scared any thug nearby.

"I guess I have seen one..."  Klaus said,  landing his arm on my shoulder.  " are you sure...  I can see something like a cap...do they put on caps?" I doubted.  " I guess they do to hide their identity..."  as Klaus explained his thoughts, I felt something like a poke on my back. I was scared to turn. It's either a thug or a 'commercial lady', I thought inwardly.

  " And I walked with my gun too... I must kill tonight. "  I said loudly, as a way of scaring away whoever had poked me. " what you talking about!" Klaus exclaimed. " you have the bullets with you, right? " I asked as i gathered my courage to turn and face the 'poker'. Klaus was totally lost in my trick. He hardly knew what I was upto. "Are you okay?... " he asked as he turned to look back. " Bruh...  Look."

I turned with ease knowing the trick had worked.  Behind us, there were three ladies walking away in a hurry.  Klaus gave out a whistle but none of them  looked back. " No need... Let's go home mahn." I said,  in a 'giving-up' tone.  " where has the other one gone to though?"  the lady with a cap infront of us had dissapeared too.  We increased our pace. I had given up on the chase. I had a feeling it wasn't a good idea though Klaus' convincing nature was irresistible.

As we neared the club, we could see a number of cute ladies in short dresses;  high heels, some tattooed,  some with make-ups that made them looked brighter than the street lights as some leaned on the walls with tights. Their dressing  had no difference from their bathroom look. One could easily spot a pimple on the leg through the tights.

"How much?" Klaus asked one of the ladies in short dresses. "ksh 1000 but negotiable." came her reply. " I didn't know one could actually bargain." Klaus whispered to me. I felt like laughing but it dawned on me that the lady may take it negatively. "Not the two of us. It's only me." Klaus blacklisted me.  "same price. One for K" she said figuratively as she moved closer to Klaus.

We looked at each other then raised eyebrows as a signal that the deal was too good.

The lady grabbed Klaus' arm then whispered in my ear, "lemme steal him for a while." They walked into the darkness, the chwom that we had came from.  I stood there stranded. The courage of buying orgasm wasn't in me at all. I tried looking into the darkness but i could only see moving figures.

I got into the club. It was dim-lightened.  It was replete with ladies all over. I came to realise that it's partly a strip club. I pretended to be looking for someone. Ladies kept on brushing their body  bumps on me for attention. I had heard stories of ladies being sent to seduce any dude in the club and when the dude gives in, men from nowhere storm in and beat the innocent  man up and steal from him. I didn't want to experience that craziness.  I kept distance.

After 15 or so minutes, we heard noises from outside. I had a feeling that Klaus had gotten himself into a mess.  I rushed to look what was happening. I found five ladies rummaging Klaus though as if seducing him. " He had bullets while his other friend had a gun." one of the ladies shouted. I got back into the club and tried to call Getuma. His phone was off. I couldn't call anyone else at that time of the night. 

The trick I had used earlier on had actually brought issues. I tried to trace for ideas and tricks but my bonce was as empty as Nakumatt stores.  I dashed out again to see if I could help him but to my surprise, they had dissapeared. Where could they have gone?  I wondered.  I searched and asked around any trace of him but none had a clue.  I decided to head home.

The moment I was about to jump into bed,  I heard my phone ring. It was a new number. I picked. " Hello, where you at?  It's Klaus... Am having a sixsome. Please come with 5K in the brothel behind the club. You can join us too.  Am safe."